Summer Nicknames:

For his familiarity with pop culture from the era of our MBA professors …
Andy “Blue” Standen

For his propensity to stop any conversation you might be having with the opposite sex
Jay “Gamekiller” Galloway

For his wide array of fanciful and elaborate T-shirts …
Tom “Fashionista” Beamon


For her cocksure attitude and go-get-‘em personality
Kate “Cock and Balls” Shallcross


For his lack of male body parts ...
Henry “Vagina” Newton

Just because it’s the best nickname ever...
Ignacio “Nacho” Crisafio

For his knack for breaking female noses with his own forehead (we’re not joking here) …
Jeff “Zidane” Mittelstadt

For his ability to break a cell phone in his own jean pocket via his own profuse sweating (once again, we’re not joking here) …
Ben “Waterboy” Basil

For his current fixation on the recent social interaction website trend …
Todd “Facebook” Young