Thursday, March 29, 2007

Thai Economy Slips on Exit of UNC Exchange Students.

While the Thai economy is well diversified and capable of withstanding even severe market adjustments, the exit of several UNC exchange students has caused unexpected turbulence to its stability. Fortunately, this disturbance seems limited to certain “entertainment” sectors of the economy. However, the overall impact still managed to cause a 15% drop in the Thai GDP.

The Thai ambassador is now frantically working with Patricia Collins to find suitable replacements to the missing KFBS students. At present, he is holding out all hope for something he knows only vaguely as "MOD 3". The Onyen recommends that you have your exchange applications turned in as soon as possible so this problem can be addressed immediately and stability can be reestablished in the Thai economy.

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